Drunk Sailor Wrangles Raccoon, Regrets It

In the early hours of September 15th, a first class petty officer from the Navy’s Camp Pendleton stepped out of a bar and into the Oceanside, California darkness. The man, whose name has been redacted from all reports, stumbled across the parking lot and lurched into the driver’s seat of his car. He turned the key and swore into the silence as the engine failed to start. “That’s right,” he remembered. His vehicle had been equipped with a breathalyzer interlock system. What happens next is not entirely clear, and a well-coordinated cover-up may forever hide the truth. Read More on Dark Matter News. #DarkMatterNews #ArtBell #MITD #DMTalk
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